Getting frustrated on the rush-hour train
Not looking where I'm going, I step in gum on the way to the gate
And now, my boss is getting heated at me, geez
So I guess I'll eat a whole bag of donuts

I heard that my friend got a boyfriend,
They're going to get barbecue on the weekend,
Online, they post such normal pics of them making peace signs
Huh, somehow that makes me cry a little

One time, I dreamt that
I would go to rescue a fair princess
Stop sleep-talking already, cause
You can only beat fate yourself, right?
Right, right, right?

Now, stand up and fight, girls of the world!
We'll cut through the night and fly through the sky
Can you really catch up to us? Boys
Without you there, I'm only half of a whole

Turning on my robot's blackish-brown turbo mode
I hop on and search for you within a maze
That mermaid waits for me, at noon
I'm simply an expert at wielding this butcher knife

Let's go on a kappa-watching trip!
I doubt there's anyone out there that has the time for that
What a great idea! You can take all my money
Geez, kappas certainly are emotionally moving, aren't they?

One time, I dreamt that
My fair prince would come to rescue me
But that dream isn't a dream anymore,
Ah, I've come for you
To my venus, I offer you this glass slipper
Maybe, this is checkmate for me
Maybe, just maybe...
Maybe, just maybe...
Not just maybe!

Now, stand up, and don't lose, champions!
Let's vanquish the monsters and save the world
We'll run together until the very end
Holding hands, we become one

I'm going leave behind my diligent duty,
Well then, I suppose I'll just have to kick your booty
That's really an odd approach to this
I suppose then, I'll just put a collar on you and leave you behind

It's fine, even if we can't get boyfriends,
Because we're strong, like a human weapon
When we're beating up the enemy, we're super charming
But inside, we have fragile hearts like anyone else

Now, stand up and fight, girls of the world!
We'll cut through the night and fly through the sky
Can you really catch up to us? Boys
Without you there, I'm only half of a whole

Even when surrounded by sorrow, we can overcome it
When we hold hands, our hearts become one

TL notes: 
The donuts line literally says "eat seven donuts". that's the amount that's in a standard like. store-bought donut bag in japan. so. i changed it